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romskiies
  • Town/Country : Around these SouthBay Towns, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 4630
  • Number of comments : 842
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About romskiies : I stay around the south bay

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16814) - you deserved it (15774)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was snuggled in bed with my husband. He thought because my butt was twitching that I was trying to be frisky. So he slapped my ass hard in attempt to get something going. I was actually trying to hold in a huge fart because last night I had diarrhea. Apparently I still have it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18649) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/01/2010 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by Lovergirl (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30027) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/08/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by Irony (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my 6 year old daughter somehow learned about sex. She also had the open house at her school where she meets her new teachers. When the teacher asked where she came from, she said, "My daddy's happy sacks." FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29933) - you deserved it (3052)

On 08/21/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by Ben (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

#4070299
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45828) - you deserved it (11147)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was an accident. FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 10:35pm - misc - by lyssanthamum - United States (New York)



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