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roll_fukng_tide
  • Town/Country : Tuscaloosa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 November 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 42404
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About roll_fukng_tide : Lets see. I woke up in Philosophy the other day and this dude was looking at this site. I laughed my ass off reading some of this shit. I dont have a bad life. Its just great laughing at other peoples fuck ups.
Im at the University of Alabama for Mechanical Engineering... I hate Engineering.
Yuengling is my best friend (thats the best beer sold if you didnt know)
Some shit I like...

Music - Brokencyde, Eminem, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Backstreet Boys (lol), Ludacris, some other nigger rappers, and Justin Timberlake (fuck you, dont laugh. hes the shit).
Fuckkkkk country music and Lil Wayne. They give me headaches.

Umm... I watch any and every movie that comes my way. Favorite movie would have to be How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days.
Fuck this. I was bored again.
Rollllllllll TIdeeeeeeeeee bitchhhhh

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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44638) - you deserved it (7547)

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