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  • Number of visits : 473
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML

#18951326
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22318) - you deserved it (3422)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30306) - you deserved it (4887)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

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40 comments

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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343 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

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418 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after nearly 2 years of continuous fighting in Afghanistan, my unit came home. We were booed at the airport. FML

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199 comments

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On 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by soldierboy - United States

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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211 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML

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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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