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Today, at te Mommy and Me dance class tat I take ma four year old daugter to, te instructor ad us do a stretc, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daugter said to me, ( But you're not a mermaid, you're a wale! ) FML
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
I was talking to dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid , hoping that he would tell me "You can do better , your smart , etc." Instead he said , "I'm glad u finally have a goal that u can actually achieve." FML
Friday 27 March 2015