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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1996 (18 years)
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yesterday at 21 years of age my doctor confirmd tat I am inded going bald. It wouldn't be suc a bad ting even expectd if I wasn't a woman. FML

#15385853
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42692) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm - health - by Jessica - Romania (Neamt)

Today, at te Mommy and Me dance class tat I take ma four year old daugter to, te instructor ad us do a stretc, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daugter said to me, ( But you're not a mermaid, you're a wale! ) FML

#15385688
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39026) - you deserved it (7206)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

today mah parents fought overho gets the doghen they divorce. Nothing has been said abouthere mah brother and I will livehen they split. FML

#15379189
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36472) - you deserved it (3107)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:25am - animals - by unwanted (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons an Family Guy cuz apparently... they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42576) - you deserved it (9593)

On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (6002)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

I was talking to dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid , hoping that he would tell me "You can do better , your smart , etc." Instead he said , "I'm glad u finally have a goal that u can actually achieve." FML

#15362432
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20092) - you deserved it (29843)

On 03/18/2011 at 1:32am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (Washington)



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