About rodgersfan : I was raised in the horrible amazon where I had to fight jaguars every day to survive. When I became a man at the age of 6 by killing a fully grown elephant with only three toothpicks and a sheet of paper, I realized being an FMLer is much easier than wrestling lions for the baby zebra it attacked. So I stuck to the FMLs
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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
by awkwardgayboi / 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML
by Smash_Mouth / 03/08/2009 at 12:36am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle… Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers… Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal…
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…