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rodgersfan
  • Town/Country : Gallatin, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 June 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 342
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rodgersfan : I was raised in the horrible amazon where I had to fight jaguars every day to survive. When I became a man at the age of 6 by killing a fully grown elephant with only three toothpicks and a sheet of paper, I realized being an FMLer is much easier than wrestling lions for the baby zebra it attacked. So I stuck to the FMLs

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16227) - you deserved it (78042)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:35pm - intimacy - by awkwardgayboi (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (470915) - you deserved it (584770)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6046) - you deserved it (65044)

On 03/08/2009 at 12:36am - intimacy - by Smash_Mouth - United States (Florida)



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