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About rodgersfan : I was raised in the horrible amazon where I had to fight jaguars every day to survive. When I became a man at the age of 6 by killing a fully grown elephant with only three toothpicks and a sheet of paper, I realized being an FMLer is much easier than wrestling lions for the baby zebra it attacked. So I stuck to the FMLs
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today mah boyfriend and I decided to have our frst "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions and hooked up mah cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a rd light. I lookd over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to mah window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey grl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up 4 it in sped and stamina." She lookd over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML
Friday 27 March 2015