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About rodfan95 : Oh hello there. Ya know what's rough sometimes? Life. Like what is life? A series of disappointments. What. LOLnahh life's good. So I'm Rod. Roddy? Rodster? Hot Rod? Idk that's up to you. Why I'm on this site a lot? Because my regular everyday life doesn't amuse me enough. It's actually pretty boring. So since I'm on my phone....chillin....like a villian.... I might as well entertain myself. Granted, there are countless ways to entertain oneself on the web (if ya know what I mean ;) lolwhut no that's trifling) but I'd rather spend my precious (not really though) time reading instances of distraught in other people's lives. I'm 17, a junior in high school, and weird ASFUQ. Love me?
Message me. I'm a cool kid. And I like strangers. Okaybye
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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014