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About rodfan95 : Oh hello there. Ya know what's rough sometimes? Life. Like what is life? A series of disappointments. What. LOLnahh life's good. So I'm Rod. Roddy? Rodster? Hot Rod? Idk that's up to you. Why I'm on this site a lot? Because my regular everyday life doesn't amuse me enough. It's actually pretty boring. So since I'm on my phone....chillin....like a villian.... I might as well entertain myself. Granted, there are countless ways to entertain oneself on the web (if ya know what I mean ;) lolwhut no that's trifling) but I'd rather spend my precious (not really though) time reading instances of distraught in other people's lives. I'm 17, a junior in high school, and weird ASFUQ. Love me?
Message me. I'm a cool kid. And I like strangers. Okaybye

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rodfan95's favorite FMLs

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47629) - you deserved it (3563) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65946) - you deserved it (5131)

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