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rocxtar
  • Town/Country : that tiny place in that little piece of land, that little piece of land in that huge ocean
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1992 (20 years)
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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17804) - you deserved it (36498)

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