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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 December 1992 (21 years)
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About rocxtar : I read, I laugh and I click ''Like''

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21157) - you deserved it (41405)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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