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Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Kagura - Turkey (Istanbul)
Today, I was working as a counsellor at a special needs camp when one of the parents came up to my friend and asked her what my disorder was. FML
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On 05/22/2010 at 9:24pm - misc - by *sigh* - United States (Indiana)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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On 03/04/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)
Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)
Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, to my surprise my girlfriend said, "I've never felt this way before." We have been dating for six months, and I knew that I loved her, so I replied, "Me neither, I love you." There was a long awkward pause. Turns out, she was talking about her abnormally painful period cramps. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 7:50pm - love - by dan (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I woke up with a pillow under my t-shirt. Turns out my boyfriend wanted to 'see if I would look hot even when pregnant'. We've been dating for three weeks now. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:20am - love - by notpregnant (woman) - Italy (Lombardia)
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by regrub (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was making out with this guy I had been seeing, and things start to get pretty steamy. As he paused for a second, I thought he was going to get up and find a condom, but instead he turns to me and says, "I think I'm going to go to the library." I wasn't invited. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by FlGirl (woman) - United States (Florida)
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