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rockstate_drew
  • Town/Country : Overland Park,KS/ Kansas City,MO, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 868
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rockstate_drew : Ummmm... I'm 17 and I wrestle. FML keeps me occupied while I'm bored. CHAT ME if you want to talk! Especially if you live close to me (not a stalker) :)

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML

#15036235
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26611) - you deserved it (7752)

On 02/19/2011 at 2:20am - love - by PlayboyBunny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML

#14787217
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (3303)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

#14786538
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24431) - you deserved it (4160)

On 01/31/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans because I'll be on my period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

#14613106
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (7268) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14401) - you deserved it (71856)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

#14373972
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8828) - you deserved it (39859)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37321) - you deserved it (9473)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34026) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I met my boyfriend's whole family. Between them they had about 10 teeth. FML

#13770099
138 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm - love - by unknown - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed that my wife changed her status on Facebook to "widow" and a lot of strange guys commented saying stuff like "Finally." Last I checked, I'm not dead. FML

#13352571
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39226) - you deserved it (2651)

On 10/07/2010 at 6:10am - love - by Alex - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
415 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML

#13030985
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20162) - you deserved it (2141)

On 09/13/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by edwinduarte1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML

#13006251
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19515) - you deserved it (1565)

On 09/11/2010 at 4:46pm - misc - by damnit - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

#12908327
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7696) - you deserved it (27890)

On 09/04/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by jentea (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML

#10918883
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (2511)

On 06/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Kagura - Turkey (Istanbul)



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