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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rockmysocks97 : My life is a big FML story. Why not let tham make someone's morning?

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Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28457) - you deserved it (2201)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25280) - you deserved it (2404)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40139) - you deserved it (3183)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

#2282395
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19908) - you deserved it (45078)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25162) - you deserved it (2967)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20602) - you deserved it (2521)

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