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rockmysocks97
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rockmysocks97 : My life is a big FML story. Why not let tham make someone's morning?

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Today, I was awakened, in the middle of the night, by the sound of crying coming from outside. There's a mile in between houses where I live. FML

#8546580
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22597) - you deserved it (1816)

On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19012) - you deserved it (1648)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied my key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering: “He looks like Jesus.” FML

#6842444
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33753) - you deserved it (2419)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

#2282395
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16720) - you deserved it (34637)

On 05/25/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by drurbanXVII (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my second day of work as a promoter for a glasses company. After 2 hours of work I was told I had quadrupled sales in their glasses shop. Feeling chuffed with myself I almost danced out of the shop knocking over a huge shelf full of glasses. The glasses will cost over £1,400 to replace. FML

#762968
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15123) - you deserved it (38121)

On 04/02/2009 at 4:19am - money - by dannyboy (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying, the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19791) - you deserved it (2374)

On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
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