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Today, my German Shepherd decided to bark at, then attack, a painted rock. At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21371) - you deserved it (1887)

On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46760) - you deserved it (3141) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32943) - you deserved it (1967)

On 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by okay then (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (8460)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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