About rocker_chick105 : Hey, I'm Corey. Yea it's a guys name, it happens. Anyways, I'm sixteen, I love fourwheeling, dirt biking, mudding, tigers, oh, and definitely Doritos. I am in love with my cat because he's amazing. And my boyfriend Josh is the best thing in the world! I'm really tall, and I'm not always lady like. I'm a country girl, and proud of it. I've been known to thumb down my own comments. I love to hunt deer, ducks, whatever comes in the path of my gun. If it's brown it goes down. That's about as much as I can think of :p
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively. His reasoning? He didn't want to date a "cheap and dangerous woman." Seriously? FML
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On 06/16/2013 at 7:48pm - love - by kiss98367 (woman) - United States
Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML
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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went fairly well, until a boy's grandma stormed in, ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination", and shouting for him and his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears, and we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by judge not, ye cunt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I thought it would be nice to park my new car under a big, shady oak tree to prevent it from heating up in the sun. The big, shady oak tree thought it would be nice to shed a massive branch on top of my new car. FML
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On 12/08/2012 at 4:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I realized how much it sucks to have the same name as my dad when I overheard my mom moan his name in bed. FML
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On 09/08/2012 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend's phone was stolen. I have no idea who I've been sexting the entire afternoon. FML
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On 08/21/2012 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Sexting (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, my girlfriend decided to pleasure me with a handjob. It was incredibly painful because she didn't understand that my foreskin isn't as flexible as she thought it to be. I didn't have the heart to tell her to stop until she asked, "Is it supposed to turn this color?" FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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On 03/17/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by babysheets (man) - Uruguay (Montevideo)
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