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rocker8877
  • Town/Country : Arlington, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 9886
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13002) - you deserved it (32420)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

#3849129 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (33536)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

#3848671 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (30000) - you deserved it (7009)

On 07/18/2009 at 1:45am - work - by Rawf (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39390) - you deserved it (2093)

On 07/17/2009 at 8:12pm - kids - by heresmybellybotton (woman) - United States (Oregon)