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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 May 1990 (25 years)
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Today, I have to choose between one eyebrow or none because I'm a heavy sleeper and my brother is a moron. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62108) - you deserved it (5003)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while reading some chemistry notes I came across the term "solid water". Completely stumped, I asked myself, "What the hell is solid water?" Then I heard my little cousin say "ice." I'm a 4th year science major in university. He still checks the closet for monsters. FML

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On 06/23/2009 at 10:19am - work - by uneek14 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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