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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 May 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4046
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  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

#16723796
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27662) - you deserved it (4675)

On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

#16717127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31866) - you deserved it (9844)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm - intimacy - by Willow - United States

Today, my son invited his girlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage girl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36803) - you deserved it (5307)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12179) - you deserved it (204049)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33895) - you deserved it (3172)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (9472)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

#16624894
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10937) - you deserved it (51256)

On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML

#16608434
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38181) - you deserved it (2754)

On 06/11/2011 at 9:06am - health - by sickbaby (woman) - Singapore

Today, my co-worker finally gave me a check for the money he owes me. In the memo line, he wrote "for swallowing". Now I have to go cash it. FML

#16577397
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31169) - you deserved it (6091)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Patrick R - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
158 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

#16478261
205 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 1:16am - health - by JefferyT (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31032) - you deserved it (4066)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53055) - you deserved it (4078)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16653) - you deserved it (18733)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

#16414850
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37263) - you deserved it (8162)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Miramichi - Canada (New Brunswick)



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