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roccolockwood
  • Town/Country : Austin/Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had just had a shower, when I noticed that the mix of my shower gel and deodorant smelled like Lynx Dark Temptation. I was happy, as this is my favourite men's deodorant, until I realised I was happily sniffing my own boobs because they smelled like my ex-boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12833) - you deserved it (3351)

On 11/27/2012 at 10:35am - love - by ToxxicAngel (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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On 10/29/2012 at 1:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 5:38pm - health - by Bug (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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