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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right as things got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (30813)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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On 05/14/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by sneezeattack (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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