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robbilee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1453
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About robbilee : In the belly of the beasts, I'm a wolf amongst the sheep.

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robbilee's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (38053)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49565) - you deserved it (14518)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35968) - you deserved it (5070)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

#14750549
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (3955)

On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was stripped of my starting position on my high school basketball team. The reason? I was three minutes late to practice. Why was I late? My coach called me five minutes before practice and made me get him a coffee or else he wouldn't start me. FML

#14430499
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36783) - you deserved it (3065)

On 01/01/2011 at 10:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML

#14430007
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24165) - you deserved it (5606)

On 01/01/2011 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

#14428491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39114) - you deserved it (4840)

On 01/01/2011 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

#14300569
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28428) - you deserved it (4383)

On 12/22/2010 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML

#14265623
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13523) - you deserved it (22298)

On 12/19/2010 at 10:41pm - misc - by fakelaugher (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

#13212563
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33120) - you deserved it (6016)

On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

#13127028
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (3545)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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