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by Anonymous / 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover my drunk husband from his own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML
by I am not amused! / 11/03/2013 at 5:53pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Love
Today, my boyfriend gave me the painting he had been working on. It was a heart with wings, my name, and the date we started dating. We have been dating for almost a year and a half. He misspelled my name. FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2013 at 7:30pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML
by ShadowReiku / 08/22/2013 at 10:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
by Matt8 / 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a gas station bathroom attempting to buy a condom from the machine on the wall. A woman who smelled of cat piss walked in, and I got embarrassed so I fled into a stall. She then started a conversation with me about "the good old days" from the next stall over. FML
by Megannn / 05/01/2012 at 7:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by ironic driver / 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Bobby ray slice / 08/21/2011 at 8:03pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/02/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while leaving work, I noticed a woman struggling with her wheelchair. Trying to be kind, I grabbed the handles and began to push her. A few moments later, the front wheels caught on something and I ended up dumping her onto the ground. Now my coworkers all think I'm a huge douche. FML
by t2t2sync / 08/02/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (New York) / Work
Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But... Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML
by theonlychildd1 / 08/02/2011 at 7:46pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML
by notsomuch / 07/31/2011 at 11:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by arekusa / 06/22/2011 at 11:00pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 8:36pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…