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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Friday 24 July 2015