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Today, I went to Hollister with my grandmother. She immediately started yelling about the music being too loud, and ordered the staff to "shut the damn thing off". She was yelling at a bunch of mannequins. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22383) - you deserved it (4082)

On 12/01/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by time to put you down, gran (woman) - United States

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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On 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm - animals - by craphanded - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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