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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1397
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rjc490 : Just living life and pondering what path to take next.

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Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

#21400049
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14909) - you deserved it (1110)

On 04/26/2015 at 2:49pm - misc - by Need a new best friend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend having phone sex less than 10 feet away from me. FML

#21399833
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (1465)

On 04/26/2015 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

#21399752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (5991)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

#21397889
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29294) - you deserved it (2647)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

#21397883
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36677) - you deserved it (2601)

On 04/22/2015 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

#21396139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29205) - you deserved it (2896)

On 04/19/2015 at 9:08am - misc - by Anunimos (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36162) - you deserved it (4627)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML

#21394027
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35892) - you deserved it (2588)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonalds but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML

#21393641
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (2208)

On 04/14/2015 at 5:17pm - kids - by Pandistoteles - United States

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29248) - you deserved it (2465)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML

#21392314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27126) - you deserved it (1859)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

#21392253
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (2053)

On 04/12/2015 at 6:33am - kids - by anon - United States (California)

Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML

#21392030
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30442) - you deserved it (2299)

On 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by scared4myhair - United States (Michigan)

Today, after getting a pay raise at work after 15 years and pulling a loan for a new house, I went back to work from a two-week paid vacation to find out that I had been fired two weeks ago for "no call, no show". My manager claims he doesn't recall ever signing a paper for my paid vacation. FML

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

#21390720
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (1807)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)



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