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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 January 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5496
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About rjc490 : Just living life and pondering what path to take next.

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Visits<b>NOxRESPECT</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 10:05am<b>SofaKing619</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:56am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 8:20pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 12:57pm<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 11:28pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 4:06pm<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 3:19pm<b>Mightytall</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 1:24am<b>helloitsmeee</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 3:14am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 4:20am<b>Much2Much4U</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 3:36am<b>spaholla04</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 11:13pm<b>Trapgirl747</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Celion91</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 10:18am<b>am1717</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 11:13am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 7:48pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 7:14pm<b>Jbam1997</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 1:39pm

Fucked!<b>InfiniteSunshine</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 9:20pm<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 8:44am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 1:25pm<b>emeraldisle</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 2:44am<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:44am<b>crossl16</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 7:51am<b>sam882</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:46am<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:34am<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:06am<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:57am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:27pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 5:17am<b>carl3igh</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 6:03pm<b>kirbs19</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 4:42am<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 9:20am

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML

by sick and lonely / 08/26/2016 at 11:19pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, I woke up to my husband's face. That'd be nice if he hadn't turned his eyelids inside out, waiting to scare me. I was scared alright. So scared that I pissed myself and broke my side table falling out of bed. FML

by Anonymous / 08/24/2016 at 10:26am / Health

Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML

by nevaagain / 08/19/2016 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love

Today, someone drove into my car at an intersection and drove off. Luckily, I got the car's registration plate and called the cops on them. Turns out, it was my boyfriend's brother's girlfriend, who was illegally driving without a license. Now everyone's mad at me for getting her in trouble. FML

by Innocent / 08/18/2016 at 7:03pm / New Zealand / Transportation

Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2016 at 11:18am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML

by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, I got a bad review on my work's Facebook page. The girl said I was very rude and I should never work with the public. I was trying to flirt with her. FML

by Bg2466 / 08/14/2016 at 11:17pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, I was flirting with a really cute girl and we ran out of things to say, I got so nervous with the silence that I asked her if she had hiccuped lately. FML

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

by sayno2mermaids / 08/03/2016 at 10:08pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML

by nt121511 / 08/03/2016 at 6:40pm / Love

Today, I went to work to find a picture on my desk of me with my buttcrack showing put there by an anonymous person. FM

by Lordy / 08/03/2016 at 7:33am / Saudi Arabia / Work

Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML

Today, it has been my lifelong dream to work with animals. My dream sorta came true. I now work at the slaughterhouse. FML

by BaconGirl / 07/08/2016 at 2:00am / Work

Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML

by yardswoman / 06/29/2016 at 7:01pm / Kids