About rjc490 : Just living life and pondering what path to take next.
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Today, I was sitting in my old rusty truck in an empty parking lot, when some old lady parks beside me and opens her door, hitting my truck. Having a used up truck, I didn't mind. But you could tell that it made her mad, when she came back with the manager demanding that I pay for her paint job. FML
by bagadigi / 10/27/2016 at 10:18am / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by StillAVirgin / 10/17/2016 at 11:23am / Denmark / Love
by HRomero / 10/17/2016 at 9:17am / United States (New York) / Work
by lululand315 / 10/11/2016 at 10:40am / United States (District of Columbia) / Money
by mermaidkeels / 10/10/2016 at 9:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML
by anonymous / 10/01/2016 at 5:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML
by Whyudodis / 10/01/2016 at 3:18am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by RjsBabe / 10/01/2016 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Roommate / 09/28/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by jessiluvxx / 09/25/2016 at 5:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by comeonnow / 09/25/2016 at 2:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I found out what happens when you sleep with a girl your chemistry major friend likes. He put silver nitrate in my body wash and shampoo. I look like I survived an explosion in a Sharpie factory. He says it'll come off "in a few days". FML
by dude i am so sorry / 09/19/2016 at 3:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I was babysitting two brothers, 3 and 5. As I was getting the youngest ready to go outside, the older boy, threw open the door, shucked his clothing, and ran off into the woods. I had to carry the 3-year-old as I ran my asthmatic ass after him. FML
by K_nightlight / 09/14/2016 at 8:20pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by kmyltd / 09/14/2016 at 2:18am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
by Torbey / 09/13/2016 at 11:49pm / Australia (South Australia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…