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ritbbehindu
  • Town/Country : I am right, behind you
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

#17459271
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (3993)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34427) - you deserved it (4789)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
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I agree, your life sucks (33119) - you deserved it (2275)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)



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