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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 513
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ritbbehindu : Hi, I am ONLY on the app so If ou message me....just don't.
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Freshpie, every1luvsboners, docbastard (don't know where he went), perdix, longing, and a few more that I can't remember
****caution occasional grammar nazi****** type with care

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ritbbehindu's favorite FMLs

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

#17459271
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30951) - you deserved it (4576)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42944) - you deserved it (6482)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41411) - you deserved it (3266)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)



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