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Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29696) - you deserved it (4469)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

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