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ripdivine
  • Town/Country : Mt. Pleasant, MI
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 4928
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ripdivine : I'm your everyday, ordinary idiot. I enjoy all the things the cool kids do. I play ball like a girl. My mom says I'm a failure, but I think that's kinda harsh.

Oh, and I have a FUCKED up life.

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Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

#107726
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (15943)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15211) - you deserved it (52139)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47159) - you deserved it (23812)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

#61161
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53208) - you deserved it (10503)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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