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About ripdivine : I'm your everyday, ordinary idiot. I enjoy all the things the cool kids do. I play ball like a girl. My mom says I'm a failure, but I think that's kinda harsh.
Oh, and I have a FUCKED up life.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML
Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML
Friday 5 February 2016