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ripdivine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5086
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ripdivine : I'm your everyday, ordinary idiot. I enjoy all the things the cool kids do. I play ball like a girl. My mom says I'm a failure, but I think that's kinda harsh.

Oh, and I have a FUCKED up life.

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ripdivine's favorite FMLs

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

by Noname / 02/22/2009 at 8:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

by El Boz / 02/22/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Maryland) / Animals

Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

by clueless2 / 02/20/2009 at 10:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

by Dannylover / 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy