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rileykins
  • Town/Country : E-Town, USA
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 July 1992 (20 years)
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  • Number of comments : 171
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Today, I went to the drive-through and ordered 5 cheeseburgers. I told the cashier that some of them were for my girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend, and I ate all of them by myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9362) - you deserved it (36696)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38510) - you deserved it (2230)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50326) - you deserved it (2660)

On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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