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riinuliinu

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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riinuliinu's favorite FMLs

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (1865)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after helping run salads and bread to a table, they demanded I do something about the bug problem. I would've been more understanding if they hadn't chosen to sit outside. FML

#21435223
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25536) - you deserved it (1733)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:40am - work - by smokecloud_ - United States (Ohio)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31789) - you deserved it (2304)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48731) - you deserved it (7959)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21413) - you deserved it (4597)

On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13546) - you deserved it (44148)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34042) - you deserved it (7907)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

#17471582
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (3049)

On 08/14/2011 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, the guy at Subway asked if I wanted to make my sandwich a footlong. I'm not sure what came over me, but before I realized what I was saying, I'd told him that I couldn't handle 12 inches. FML

#17470290
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26575) - you deserved it (9413)

On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

#17004643
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43023) - you deserved it (11732)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had been planning a family trip for months. My father had all his bags packed, ready to go in the car. He had my grandmother's ashes in his suitcase, and planned to spread them on a mountain. This morning our car was broken into and everything was stolen. The thief stole my grandma. FML

#3468815
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60232) - you deserved it (3163)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by noyodel (woman) - Italy

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
436 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177913) - you deserved it (9315)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)



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