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rigorouswolf
  • Town/Country : hamilton, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 55331
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About rigorouswolf : yeah im not really 76 years old
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Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30796) - you deserved it (2973)

On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34280) - you deserved it (1795)

On 08/09/2010 at 9:24am - intimacy - by Mikey832 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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