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ridder215
  • Town/Country : Leiden, Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1566
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15066) - you deserved it (2403)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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