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ridder215
  • Town/Country : Leiden, Netherlands
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 May 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2019
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

#11718705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36051) - you deserved it (3577)

On 07/07/2010 at 5:43am - misc - by 42 (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

#9157665
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61088) - you deserved it (4643)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28777) - you deserved it (3498)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4730) - you deserved it (58216)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

#7130565
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22527) - you deserved it (5337)

On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7899) - you deserved it (37056)

On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML

#6692026
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25420) - you deserved it (11337)

On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

#6487982
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (3256)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (3159)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7989) - you deserved it (44843)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML

#5839185
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23171) - you deserved it (4409)

On 10/15/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40036) - you deserved it (2867)

On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

#5586348
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38287) - you deserved it (4979)

On 10/01/2009 at 4:07pm - misc - by dumbass (man) - United States (Pennsylvania) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39676) - you deserved it (2974)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21307) - you deserved it (75878)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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