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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 163
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About riddenhopes : Senior in high school, 17 years old. Looking at a future as a helicopter pilot, flying an air ambulance.

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riddenhopes's favorite FMLs

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

#18289580
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29924) - you deserved it (5855)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37331) - you deserved it (12205)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63020) - you deserved it (16009)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

#2271670
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49351) - you deserved it (3602)

On 05/25/2009 at 11:14am - work - by EMT_Koulianos (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

#1250407
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52890) - you deserved it (10058)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML

#1124762
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40111) - you deserved it (31908)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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