About riddenhopes : Senior in high school, 17 years old. Looking at a future as a helicopter pilot, flying an air ambulance.
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by Anonymous / 11/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States / Love
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML
by vikinggirl / 09/13/2010 at 5:14am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
by EMT_Koulianos / 05/25/2009 at 11:14am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
by DBR / 04/23/2009 at 6:45am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince my mom trampolines are safe and I should get one. While telling her I smashed my knee into my face. I jumped off bleeding, slipped, hit my head on the trampoline, and got knocked unconscious. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
- Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper.… Today, I wore a sexy nurse's outfit for a little roleplay with my boyfriend. After the main event,… Today, while having sex on the couch with my single neighbour, a beam in the couch broke. Not even…
- Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I… Today, I got bitched at for 6 hours on a roadtrip by my mother. I asked her not to smoke while my 4… Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he never wanted to get married again. I told him in the…