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ricky_bobby19
  • Town/Country : Saskatchewan, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 December 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ricky_bobby19 : small town girl... (its what happens when you live in saskatchewan!) I had a lot of free time on my hands, so i decided to buy an xbox.... and a few games to go with it. its pretty much my life other than work. :)

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Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23626) - you deserved it (2476)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37758) - you deserved it (2165)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. By a fish hook. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25038) - you deserved it (3504)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:52am - health - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
170 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (7164)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (7164)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
468 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46953) - you deserved it (7164)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25557) - you deserved it (3990)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25557) - you deserved it (3990)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

#17013138
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (18572)

On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24111) - you deserved it (2837)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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201 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML

#16815939
89 comments

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On 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm - misc - by Katie - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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233 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 3:32am - misc - by seriouslybored (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on for company. The power went out. FML

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102 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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