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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 November 1976 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About rickaashe : Dad, 3 sons & a princess!!! live in kidare, happily married

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Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33093) - you deserved it (2076)

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