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rickaashe
  • Town/Country : Kildare, Ireland
  • Title : Mister
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Today, since I hadn't eaten and was about to have a three hour class, I bought Panda Express. I sat opposite my classroom to eat. Soon after I started eating, a wad of saliva dropped into my bowl, and I heard someone yell "BONUS POINTS!" from the second floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30489) - you deserved it (2038)

On 03/11/2013 at 3:57pm - misc - by Sir_ND_Pity - United States (California)

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Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27135) - you deserved it (1437)

On 11/07/2009 at 11:46pm - misc - by LifeSucks (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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