About rick1 : I love music, friends, and photography. I'm 17 and glad to be almost done with high school (; I'm pretty boring and normal, but message me if you think otherwise! ;D
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Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Geek
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