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Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML

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219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14941) - you deserved it (33019)

On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered my step mom had thrown out my baby blanket because it was an "eyesore". It was an heirloom from my birth mother and the only thing I have left from her. FML

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377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49710) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/12/2010 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (2408)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11313) - you deserved it (50424)

On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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