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  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 June 1979 (36 years)
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About richiedbond : I'm very sarcastic... No that wasn't sarcastic, I swear! Ok maybe, you figure it out!!!

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Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12408) - you deserved it (36609)

On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML


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