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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 June 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, an that I should Google the disorder cuz he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

#16909207
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39525) - you deserved it (3099)

On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I SAW DAD CHUGGING A BEER IN THE GARAGE. WHY IS THAT SO BAD? HE WAS HOSTING AN AA MEETING IN THE BASEMENT. FAT FML

#16150933
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29290) - you deserved it (2483)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, an unpaid intern had his frst day at my workplace of seven years . As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my frst day . The intern completed it in 37 minutes . We've always been told it's impossible . Guess we all have to start working harder . FML

Today mah fire alarm startld me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37351) - you deserved it (11938)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I playfully nudged friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. fat FML

#16077994
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23224) - you deserved it (9421)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm - misc - by Cheerieful - United States

Today, having turnd 18, I was eager to show mother some of the cloths I'd like to purchase with birthday money. I flippd laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echod through kitchen. FML

#16074880
193 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104
120 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I stubbed mah toe against the corner of mah bed , causing me to gasp an moan in pain. My parents overheard , an now I'm getting the full coming of age talk an how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML

#16071045
176 comments

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On 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mother told me she forgot wat a verb is!! I'm homeschooled an she's teacher!! FML

#16052979
191 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by asadwa -

Today... I brought my grlfriend of four months home fir dinner to meet my parents. The frst thing my mom says to her? ( Oh my God... your real! ) FML

#16051471
98 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me there names, when he introduced me, he called me by mah best friend's name. mega FML

#16043135
150 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, Mah Boyfriend Asked Me How Women Could Urinate With A Tampon In. FML

#16042131
474 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is mah ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

#15985974
121 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was cruising with a coworker and his friend , and I started getting tred. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. mega FML

#15985545
89 comments

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On 04/30/2011 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - United States



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