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Today, an unpaid intern had his frst day at my workplace of seven years . As a joke, my boss gave him the same challenge she gave me on my frst day . The intern completed it in 37 minutes . We've always been told it's impossible . Guess we all have to start working harder . FML
Today, having turnd 18, I was eager to show mother some of the cloths I'd like to purchase with birthday money. I flippd laptop open only to realise I had left a "Big Latina Booty gets a fat one" window open. Her howling screams of pleasure echod through kitchen. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today , I stubbed mah toe against the corner of mah bed , causing me to gasp an moan in pain. My parents overheard , an now I'm getting the full coming of age talk an how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex boyfriend that I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is mah ex girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015