ribbons

Search for a member

Offline (the 05/20/2015 at 12:41pm)

ribbons

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2741
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ribbons : FML moderation: procrastination fodder for ever - and all time!

I make a face like my avatar *every* time someone doesn't capitalize proper nouns or use apostrophes in an otherwise hilarious submission. STOP BREAKING MY HEART!

ribbons's page activity

Visits<b>buckstop1</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 8:01am<b>JustShootMeFML</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 1:40am<b>Booda_Shun</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 3:04am<b>Coachjoost79</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 2:07pm<b>ThomasBombadil</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 8:43pm<b>Chokobolt</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 3:58pm<b>turtles4life</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 3:51pm<b>Owlfarm612</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 8:58pm<b>obsolol</b> - the 04/15/2013 at 4:44am<b>JokerJim2013</b> - the 04/02/2013 at 3:20pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 2:06pm<b>RubbarDuckie</b> - the 02/15/2013 at 7:42am<b>Kidkaplan</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 8:26pm<b>birdierising</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 5:27pm<b>ohjoy15</b> - the 01/25/2013 at 8:59pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 10:08am<b>LittlestPrincess</b> - the 01/18/2013 at 7:00am<b>crimsonlover4</b> - the 01/14/2013 at 5:54pm

ribbons's FML badges

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

See all of ribbons's badges

ribbons's favorite FMLs

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 12:05am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

by Shamu / 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

by The Sbeak / 02/13/2009 at 10:54am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy

Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

by sore / 01/20/2009 at 8:08pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

by Buzz / 11/28/2008 at 12:35am / Work

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

by lovely-sweet / 11/27/2008 at 7:34am / Miscellaneous

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

by ptiluinthesky / 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm / Intimacy

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

by Kourou / 11/21/2008 at 7:53am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

by ... / 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm / Transportation

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

by 911 / 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm / Work

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

by Kat / 11/08/2008 at 2:51am / Work

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

by alice5000 / 11/07/2008 at 12:47am / Love

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

by Noalixah / 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

by Icy / 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm / Love

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

by mehdi / 10/13/2008 at 4:20am / Miscellaneous