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  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
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On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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