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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 924
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40652) - you deserved it (2587)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

#16939621
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (10710)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13318) - you deserved it (40860)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (3437)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

#15566356
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25134) - you deserved it (2676)

On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband told me I was lucky to have someone who would love me no matter what my vagina smelled like. FML

#15215941
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39253) - you deserved it (20359)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML

#13518841
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30592) - you deserved it (2105)

On 10/19/2010 at 11:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in math class, I got an answer "wrong." The teacher yelled at me, then he realized that my answer was correct. Then he yelled at me for not correcting him. FML

#13375159
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (2544)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by jessii - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

#12030730
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22764) - you deserved it (46223)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML

#11923492
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (5492)

On 07/16/2010 at 3:38pm - misc - by apple (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister" FML

#11445252
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45524) - you deserved it (4555)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

#9770202
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40811) - you deserved it (6507)

On 04/10/2010 at 1:00am - money - by lance - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I landed in Hawaii for my vacation. I have a really bad ear infection, and to top my day off, my girlfriend blurted out mid-flight that she thinks we're not going to work out. Aloha! FML

#9025473
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22761) - you deserved it (1590)

On 03/12/2010 at 4:17pm - love - by aloha - Sent from mobile version

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29334) - you deserved it (2199)

On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (2492)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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