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  • Town/Country : Belgium
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 680
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend insisted that the dog stay in our bedroom while we had sex. He said it would prove his dominance, and "show the dog who's boss." My boyfriend needs to prove his self-worth to an animal. FML

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On 12/10/2011 at 2:23am - intimacy - by HBC - United States (Texas)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was called by a restricted number. The man on the phone then explained to me in detail what I was doing at every second that I was on the phone with him. I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#18304644
265 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by bizzyizzy0121 - United States

Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML

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On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
158 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

#17493123
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On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I asked my daughter what time it was. She stared at the clock for several seconds before muttering, "I don't know". She's 14 years old and on the honour roll, and yet she can't tell the time on an analogue clock. FML

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316 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 7:12pm - kids - by sadmother (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my family went and visited my nan. She ushered me in close and asked, "When are you going to knock it off with all this emo cockshite?" FML

#16499579
297 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by Flarewolf (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
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On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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On 03/30/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by JFC! (woman) - United States (California)



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