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Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42512) - you deserved it (3799)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)



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