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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1970 (45 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2369
  • Number of comments : 505
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About rhysfucker : Work, home, work, home. Married, no kids. Like deep sea fishing, fish tacos, travel. Slightly cynical. Very tight circle of friends and family, but very limited...

2 dogs, no cats. Oh, and a small Black snake that lives in the flower bed...

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Today, my girlfriend heard a great quote about not letting anyone drag her down. She took it to mean, "break up with your boyfriend." FML

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29894) - you deserved it (17029)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (6405)

On 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked the man of my dreams out on a date. His response: "I'd rather eat my own balls." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34126) - you deserved it (3442)

On 04/26/2015 at 4:19am - love - by fuck you (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I felt a painful lump on my jaw. After going on Google, I was convinced I either had an infected tooth or jaw cancer. In a panic, I rushed to the dentist and told the receptionist the problem. She pulled the dentist from an appointment, and he felt around my jaw. It was just a pimple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14501) - you deserved it (25317)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:11pm - health - by not a cancerous pimple - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32654) - you deserved it (4772)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, my husband confessed that when he's angry with me, he uses my makeup sponge to apply his hemorrhoid cream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35554) - you deserved it (4066)

On 01/13/2015 at 12:42pm - love - by Maiar (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33182) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/24/2014 at 12:56am - misc - by now what - United States (California)

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18354) - you deserved it (41785)

On 12/10/2014 at 7:59am - love - by mastel07 (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37285) - you deserved it (3697)

On 10/09/2014 at 6:27am - love - by MoRuined (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. All I can remember is crying to my mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

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