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rhoyalstorm
  • Town/Country : Jackson, MS, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (4478)

On 02/23/2013 at 2:32am - work - by mypelvishurts - United States (California)

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (2765)

On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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