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About rfvyhn : Embodiment of all the stereotypes about Russians.
In the picture you can see The Lute Player by Caravaggio.
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Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML
Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML
Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML
TODAY... I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO MAKE A MOVE ON THE GUY I'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON. I ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME. HE ANSWERED... "SORRY... I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT." I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANY PARTICULAR MOVIE. FML
Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Taday mah manager calld me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excitd about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML
Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of mah breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML
Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML
Today, I went to te funeral of my friend's broter. It was te first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. Wen te service finised, everyone went to pay tere respects to te family. After I paid mine, tey said, "Tank u 4 coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML
Friday 27 March 2015