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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About rfvyhn : Embodiment of all the stereotypes about Russians.

In the picture you can see The Lute Player by Caravaggio.

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Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (133259)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

#20688904
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50887) - you deserved it (23608)

On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" an then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56176) - you deserved it (4374)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well!! Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too!! FML

#20673285
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41156) - you deserved it (3384)

On 05/19/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by jfc, how just how (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I brougt my girlfriend ome fir te first time to meet my parents. Tey were aving a eatd argument because my mom ad bougt "te wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "se sould know tat e as a sensitive anus". FML

#20668913
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47986) - you deserved it (3368)

On 05/17/2013 at 11:52am - misc - by Sonofa - Canada (Alberta)

Today... I asked my father if he was proud that I have never done drugs... never drank alcohol... never had sex... never had psychological problems... never been to the hospital for something serious... never been in a fight and maintain good grades. He told me I was a boring daughter. FML

#20657738
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51483) - you deserved it (18294)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by peallow (woman) - Puerto Rico

TODAY... I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE TO MAKE A MOVE ON THE GUY I'VE BEEN CRUSHING ON. I ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE TO GO SEE A MOVIE WITH ME. HE ANSWERED... "SORRY... I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT." I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION ANY PARTICULAR MOVIE. FML

#20651541
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53514) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:01am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing mah sister recordd mah singing an set it as mah ringtone. My phone rang in class an everyone hered it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

#20649622
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47782) - you deserved it (10085)

On 05/08/2013 at 10:00am - kids - by kprince - United States (California)

Taday mah manager calld me in to tell me I got the promotion I've been hoping for. He then said that since I didn't look excitd about it he might have to rethink it. I was too busy concentrating on holding in diarrhea. FML

#20645244
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54754) - you deserved it (4359)

On 05/06/2013 at 11:25am - work - by perfecttiming (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to have a breast exam. The doc told me that she would touch different parts of mah breasts, and said to tell her if at any point it felt painful. As she was examining me, I was going to say that it wasn't painful, but instead I blurted out, "It feels good." FML

#20630276
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47890) - you deserved it (12097)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today... I had to go to the emergency room with mah sister... due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML

#20624720
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49963) - you deserved it (4707)

On 04/27/2013 at 8:42am - health - by seekerglow176 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went on mah first date. Everything went great until I went to brush mah date's hair over her ear lyk they do in the movies. I pokd her dead in the eye. FML

#20606348
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43214) - you deserved it (14778)

On 04/19/2013 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW WITH A MAN THAT I GOT DRUNK WITH AT A BAR ON SATURDAY NIGHT. HE SPENT AN HOUR TELLING ME THINGS I DID THAT I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. FML

#20599168
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37110) - you deserved it (19764)

On 04/17/2013 at 11:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to te funeral of my friend's broter. It was te first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. Wen te service finised, everyone went to pay tere respects to te family. After I paid mine, tey said, "Tank u 4 coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML

#20586993
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38801) - you deserved it (17497)

On 04/12/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on mah arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, an I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on mah forearm. FML

#20579781
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15511) - you deserved it (59857)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)



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