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revolution4ever
  • Town/Country : Decorah, North America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 November 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About revolution4ever : Hey there! I guess I should say thanks for coming to my profile. I usually don't say too much about myself until I get to know people. I'm a soccer player and am hoping to play for my college next year. *crosses fingers* I play video games when people are busy and can't hangout. But I'd much rather be outside with friends. I really wish I had a different profile name. I thought it was cool, six years ago... Anyway, I love talking to people I don't know so message me! New friends are the best!
~Blake

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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61772) - you deserved it (3543)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:33pm - love - by fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30102) - you deserved it (6831)

On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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