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About revolution4ever : Hey there! I guess I should say thanks for coming to my profile. I usually don't say too much about myself until I get to know people. I'm a soccer player and am hoping to play for my college next year. *crosses fingers* I play video games when people are busy and can't hangout. But I'd much rather be outside with friends. I really wish I had a different profile name. I thought it was cool, six years ago... Anyway, I love talking to people I don't know so message me! New friends are the best!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML
Friday 5 February 2016