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  • Town/Country : Munich, Germany
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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1982 (31 years)
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Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

#20717345
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43655) - you deserved it (4886)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:55am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59417) - you deserved it (3296)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

#20655660
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75117) - you deserved it (4314)

On 05/11/2013 at 2:25am - love - by tdrtnlz - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

#20646351
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27414) - you deserved it (35493)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

#20639737
62 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands

Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML

#20638777
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59264) - you deserved it (6721)

On 05/03/2013 at 11:00am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
85 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

#20637622
89 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:16pm - love - by psycho ex (man) - Brazil

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

#20637157
81 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ghana (Greater Accra)

Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

#20615168
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69819) - you deserved it (8244)

On 04/23/2013 at 2:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike. Instead of coming to my aid, the driver just laid on his horn and screamed out the window for me to move my ass, because he had places to be. FML

#20609136
104 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met my new girlfriend at her house for the very first time. And her 17 cats, whose names all begin with the letter "K", because they're all "kewl kats." FML

#20601896
180 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 10:37am - love - by obnum - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

#20600192
81 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by wut... (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

#20599573
86 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by pantydropper (woman) - United States

Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML



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