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revidffum69's favorite FMLs
by cantfallbackasleep / 10/22/2015 at 10:05am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Deweyboy / 10/10/2015 at 12:33am / United States / Intimacy
by not impressed / 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I was supposed to start my new job. I had forgotten I had a doctor's appointment, so I called work early and told them I wouldn't be able to start until tomorrow. My boss then terminated my employment. I got fired before I even started. FML
by No Job / 09/30/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/30/2015 at 11:08am / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/30/2015 at 6:18am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2015 at 3:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by KindaLooksLikeCocaine / 09/23/2015 at 7:56pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
by I'm donnnneeee / 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/27/2015 at 2:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML
by fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU / 03/03/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by Haberdashing / 11/13/2013 at 3:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by fmylyfe / 11/09/2013 at 9:15am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we… Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed… Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me.…