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  • Town/Country : Flushing, You Nai Tid Stayts
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 November 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 20732
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34517) - you deserved it (220434)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (362841) - you deserved it (401164)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (986)

I agree, your life sucks (48694) - you deserved it (274038)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)