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Today, it's my birthday. I've been dropping strong hints all year about wanting to learn to tap-dance, hoping for some decent tap shoes. Instead, I got a beekeepers outfit and some furry dice to hang on my wreck of a car's rear-view mirror. FML

#17619840
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I agree, your life sucks (19396) - you deserved it (3372)

On 08/30/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by wtf (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37993) - you deserved it (5135)

On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

#17584305
74 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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264 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm - misc - by shit... (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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