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retyi43
  • Town/Country : Baton Rouge, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 September 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 279
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About retyi43 : I can't help but laughing at your misfortunes.

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Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12694) - you deserved it (35451)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

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260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65222) - you deserved it (15917)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (24205)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

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173 comments

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On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
278 comments

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On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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551 comments

I agree, your life sucks (416556) - you deserved it (26647)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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