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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 657
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About retyi43 : I can't help but laughing at your misfortunes. I work damn near all the time, but I read FMLs when I have a moment. Don't be shy. Message me! I love meeting people online.

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retyi43's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-aged guy called me a "two-timing whore", dumped his coffee on me and walked out in tears. I'm 14 and I have no idea who he was. FML

#20878614
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56038) - you deserved it (3455)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57297) - you deserved it (9329)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my mum why she never had any children after me. She scoffed and asked if I've looked in a mirror lately. FML

#20825248
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46184) - you deserved it (4402)

On 08/07/2013 at 8:24am - misc - by noiguessitsbroken :( (woman) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

#20420433
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18344) - you deserved it (50497)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82043) - you deserved it (25234)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

#19791305
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9769) - you deserved it (34468)

On 06/15/2012 at 7:27am - health - by latino14 - United States (Maryland)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8169) - you deserved it (30694)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36269) - you deserved it (8911)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States



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